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May Your Firstborn Child Turn Out To Be A Bleeding Heart Liberal.
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May your firstborn child turn out to be a bleeding heart liberal.
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May your favorite woman turn out to be a man.
May your saliva turn out to be poisonous.
May your sons turn out so smart they're promoted to corporal.
May your jar of vaseline turn out to be crazy glue.
May that big purple pimple between your eyes turn out to be your life-force.
A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting. -- Solomon Sho
If some child has to be bribed to be good, that child will often take the lesson and turn out to be good, for nothing.
Perhaps it may turn out a sang, Perhaps turn out a sermon.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle to a Young Friend...
You may be redneck... if you legally name your child "Bubba".
