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May Your Favorite Woman Turn Out To Be A Man.
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May your favorite woman turn out to be a man.
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May your jar of vaseline turn out to be crazy glue.
May your sons turn out so smart they're promoted to corporal.
My favorite wedding toast from a best man included: ... and may your children have rich parents.
May that big purple pimple between your eyes turn out to be your life-force.
You may be redneck... if your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
You may be redneck... if your all-time favorite movie is "Deliverance.
