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• May a live electric eel take up residence in your underwear.
• May a nest of killer scorpions take residence in your shoe closet.
• May a skunk take up residence in your sock drawer.
• May a cricket take up residence in your doctor's stethoscope just before your annual checkup.
• Lock feminizts in your basement and have a whine cellar.
• Dad's favourite advice:"Keep your eyes open and your fly shut.
• Good day for water sports. Take a bath with a friend.
• How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it....