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• May you afford only the finest gruel.
• May your son grow up to be a famous doctor, and may you be his only case.
• May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
• Can you remember your first fortune cookie?
• One of the finest things in life is to be paid for doing work you would do for free if you could afford the time.
• How can you afford something like this, Ned? I mean, I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $
  27 a week more than I do. -- Homer, "Call of the Simpso...
• May you be rich enough to afford only the best: a diamond truss, jeweled crutches, crystal eyes, and gold teeth.
• The best thing for being sad, replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, is to learn something.
  That's the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds....
• The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, "is to learn something.
  That's the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds....