May your friends always appreciate you.
- Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
(This may be slightly more challenging if you are female....
- May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back.
- May your spouse always know when you need a hug.
- May your SO always know when you need a hug.
- Your friends need you.
- May you forget your best friends name as you deliver his eulogy.
- You may be redneck... if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp.
- May the Source be with you...always.
- May you always be loved.