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May your breath always be sweet.
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Save your breath, you may want it to clean your glasses later. -- Julius Tanne
Someday I may surprise you and say something nice.... But don't hold your breath.
May your caffeine sources always be fresh.
May your friends always appreciate you.
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back.
While revenge may consist of seducing your enemy's wife, sweet revenge is the realization that she's a lousy lay.
While revenge may consist of seducing your enemy's wife, sweet revenge is finding out that she's a lousy lay.
Save your breath for your inflatable date, Bob.
May your spouse always know when you need a hug.
