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May You Never See An Old-age Home, God Forbid.
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May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.
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May misfortune never befall you, God forbid, except when you sneeze.
May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
May you grow so rich you never have to eat, drink, piss, crap, wash, or walk by yourself, God forbid.
May you be strong enough to endure prison without getting sick, God forbid.
May you be spared the indignities and infirmities of old age.
May you never live to see your wife a widow
God forbid. -- New Testament -- Romans ii, 31
Enjoy the pleasures of old age -- as long as you are young.
You may find happiness at the bottom of an ordinary-looking bottle of beer.
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