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• May misfortune never befall you, God forbid, except when you sneeze.
• I think I may sneeze. "A Klingon sneeze?" Only one I know.
  -- Worf and Geordi, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9...
• Are you left-handed or backwards?
• If you LIVE backwards, it is EVIL.
• May you never know peace.
• If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
• May you never have healthy mice in the house.
• May you never leave your marriage alive.
• You oughta trim that little hair in your nose. You're gonna sneeze and flog yourself to death.
  -- Herb Ede...