May you never sneeze backwards!
- May misfortune never befall you, God forbid, except when you sneeze.
- I think I may sneeze.
"A Klingon sneeze?"
Only one I know.
-- Worf and Geordi, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9...
- Are you left-handed or backwards?
- If you LIVE backwards, it is EVIL.
- May you never know peace.
- If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
- May you never have healthy mice in the house.
- May you never leave your marriage alive.
- You oughta trim that little hair in your nose. You're gonna sneeze and flog
yourself to death.
-- Herb Ede...