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May a pregnant elephant choose your living room for the delivery.
May a rabid hyena follow you constantly.
May a rabid vampire bat give you a neck hickey.
May a rabid wolf inhabit your closet.
May a skunk take up residence in your sock drawer.
May a small rodent find his way into your jodhpurs.
May a thousand denebian cock-biters nest in your room.
May a weird holy man move in with you.
May a weird holy man put a curse on you.
May bad luck follow you all your days and never catch up.
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