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• May a live electric eel take up residence in your underwear.
• May a cricket take up residence in your doctor's stethoscope just before your annual checkup.
• May a nest of killer scorpions take residence in your shoe closet.
• May your favourite sports team take permanent residence in the cellar.
• May mice nest in your silverware drawer.
• When you're on a sleeper at night, take your pocketbook and put it in a sock under your pillow.
  That way, the next morning you won't forget your pocketbook 'cause you'll be looking for your sock....
• May your brother take up go-go dancing at a gay bar.
• Ginsburg's Law: At the precise moment you take off your shoe in a shoe store, your big toe will pop out of your sock to see what's going on.
• If you are a skunk, you learn to hold your breath for a long time! -- Pepe the Skunk