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• Keeper: "Captain Pike has illusion, and you have reality.
  May you find your way as pleasant." -- "The Menagerie", Stardate unknown....
• Find happiness in your work, or you may never find it anywhere else.
• May all your pains be small enough so there's room for them all.
• Never shirk from doing anything which your business calls you to do.
  The man who is above his business may one day find his business above him. -- Drew...
• Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
• May you find out that your lover is having a sex change operation.
• Your are courteous, diplomatic and affable and may find happiness in politics and public service.
• Remember your place, programmer, that way you may keep your head.