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May fire ants nest in your garden.
May fortune favor the foolish.
May God and Rush Limbaugh save us from Slick Willy!
May God answer all your prayers -- then mistake your worst enemy for you.
May God give you a long life of a hundred and twenty and not one day without pain, sorrow, and suffering.
May god have mercy on your soul. He didn't have it on your face.
May Godzilla get heartburn while standing in your backyard.
May gold be discovered on your land the day before you find out that the land isn't really yours.
May gold, jewels, and silver never mean a thing to you.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat them. -- Howard the Dolphin.
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