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MAYONNAISE, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Mayor Daley does it 5 times every election day.
Mayor of Hiroshima: What the f%*k was that? -- Famous people swearing...
Mayor of Kiev declares May Indoor Sports Month -- Pravda
May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world.
-- The Quayle's 1989 Christmas card. [Not a beacon of literacy, though.]...
May Rothschild make you his heir, then outlive you.
May see thee now, though late, redeem thy name, And glorify what else is damn'd to fame.
-- Richard Savage (1698-1743) -- Character of Foste...
Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
May that big purple pimple between your eyes turn out to be your life-force.

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