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May the angel of death skip your house altogether -- and send Satan instead.
May the angels that guard your bed take bribes from the devil.
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
May the bird of paradise nose up your fly.
May the bird of paradise peck a hole in your eardrum.
May the bird of paradise shit on your head.
May the bluebird of happiness crap all over your birthday cake.
May the bluebird of happiness shit on your shoulder.
May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits.
May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive.
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