May A Rabid Hyena Follow You Constantly.
May a rabid hyena follow you constantly.
May a lovestruck mule follow you constantly.
May a rabid vampire bat give you a neck hickey.
May a rabid wolf inhabit your closet.
May the sun shine freely on the shadows that follow you home.
I spurn you as I would spurn a rabid dog.
May bad luck follow you all your days and never catch up.
May your hair constantly try to escape your skull, violently.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if only you begin to inoculate it before the age of five
by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity. -- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)...
Pilgrims may follow but there can only be one Columbus.