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May all your PUSHes be POPped.
May all your relatives decide to visit un-announced simultaneously.
May all your troubles increase exponentially.
May all you've worked for come to you, And your most cherished dreams come true.
May a lovestruck mule follow you constantly.
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.
May an abnormal person talk you into joining a religious sect that eats ping pong paddle
May a nest of killer scorpions take residence in your shoe closet.
May an insincere glassblower give you mouth to mouth resuscitation.
May an overzealous siding salesman scotchtape 5000 woodpeckers to your house.
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