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Maybe Joycelyn Elders just can't understand the "rammerfercations.
Maybe life is a grindstone; whether it polishes you or wears you down depends on what you're made of.
-- Kay Fletche...
Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity and may Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
-- Homer in "Crepes of Wrath", f...
Maybe love hasn't changed much through history, but can you imagine Heloise and Abelard sitting around rubbing suntan oil on each other?
-- Bill Vaugha...
Maybe next year I'll work on my procrastination.
Maybe none of your gay friends have come out to you.
Maybe someday your name will be in lights, saying "Johnny B. Goode tonigh
Maybe the meek will inherit the earth, but if they do, they'll be inheriting it from me.
Maybe they'll send you a free upgrade...NOT!
Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley

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