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May A Rabid Vampire Bat Give You A Neck Hickey.
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May a rabid vampire bat give you a neck hickey.
Related:
May a rabid hyena follow you constantly.
I'm a vampire. Please wash your neck.
Shall we go down and give blood?" "Oh, I don't want a great bat flapping round my neck.
-- Monty Pytho...
May a rabid wolf inhabit your closet.
You may be redneck... if you often answer the door holding baseball bat.
Could you kill a vampire with a sunlamp?
I spurn you as I would spurn a rabid dog.
Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
You are at the bottom of the pit with a broken neck.
