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• May your hands decide they don't like you any more.
• RELATIVES!!
• You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
• PRO: Not going to your family picnic. CON: No more free money from all your stupid rich bitch relatives.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• Next time your in-laws (or other equally likeable sort) come to visit, remember thi
  The word visit appears in the Bible describing when the Lord sent the plagues to the Egyptians....
• You may be redneck... if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
• May all your PUSHes be POPped.
• May you get herpes the week before a preventative vaccine is announced.