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May A Nest Of Killer Scorpions Take Residence In Your Shoe Closet.
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May a nest of killer scorpions take residence in your shoe closet.
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May a live electric eel take up residence in your underwear.
May a skunk take up residence in your sock drawer.
May your favourite sports team take permanent residence in the cellar.
May a cricket take up residence in your doctor's stethoscope just before your annual checkup.
May a king cobra make a nest in your bed.
May fire ants nest in your garden.
May mice nest in your silverware drawer.
May a rabid wolf inhabit your closet.
May a thousand denebian cock-biters nest in your room.
