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• May a rabid hyena follow you constantly.
• May the sun shine freely on the shadows that follow you home.
• Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick a mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse.
  -- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May 1984...
• A mule in a tux is still a mule.
• May bad luck follow you all your days and never catch up.
• You don't learn anything the second time you're kicked by a mule.
• May your hair constantly try to escape your skull, violently.
• There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if only you begin to inoculate it before the age of five
  by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity. -- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)...
• Pilgrims may follow but there can only be one Columbus.