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• May you be twins, so that all your pains, troubles, and worries are double.
• May all of your troubles last no longer than do your New Year Resolutions.
• Given a bad start, trouble will increase exponentially. -- The Parouzzi Principle
• Another way to look at this is: if your computer is not capable of saturating *your* I/O bandwidth, you may be pissing away *your* wetware power.
  And last I checked, mine isn't increasing exponentially... -- Dan Mocsny (dmocsny@uceng.uc.edu)...
• If a wife does not cause all your troubles, she at least conveniently symbolizes them at times.
  -- Don Herold...
• There is nothing so sure to make you forgot all of your other troubles as the wearing of tight shoes.
• Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your pare
  maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation....
• Take time to travel; your troubles will unravel.