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Marriage is like a cafeteria. You pick out something that looks good, and you pay later.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (1533-1592)...
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. -- Baski
Marriage is not a man's idea. A woman must've thought of it.
Years ago some guy said, "Let me get this straight, honey....
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
-- Calvin Trilli...
Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Marriage...
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. -- Richard Pryo

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