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Marriage is a three-ring circus: first, there's the engagement ring, then there's the wedding ring, and finally, the suffering.
-- Roger Price...
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate. -- Oscar Levant, "The Portable Curmudgeo
Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who would want to live in an institution?
-- H.L. Menke...
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven.
Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?...
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. -- Joey Adam
Marriage is learning about women the hard way.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Prof. Irwin Corey...

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