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Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents -- What Exactly is marriage?
? -- Eric, AGE 6...
Marriage: It begins when you sink into his arms; and ends with your arms in his sink.
Marriage: It begins with a prince kissing an angel.
It ends with a baldheaded man looking across the table at a fat women....
Marriage. It's a hard term to define, especially for me, I've ducked it like root canal.
Marriage laws, the police, armies and navies are the mark of human incompetence.
-- Dora Russell (1894-?)...
Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost a muddy horse-pond.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Marriage must be either a relation of sympathy or of conquest.
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything
familiarity. -- Honore' de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage 1829...
Marriage? No thanks. I can't mate in captivity.

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