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• Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
  -- Calvin Trilli...
• O'Brien: "Isn't that what marriage is about...sharing?" -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
• Never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
  -- Calvin Trilli...
• BIBLICAL ORGY -- Sharing the prophets.
• My theory on mime: They've obviously waived their First Amendment rights by refusing to speak.
  -- Calvin Trilli...
• Time sharing ends in 5 minutes.
• Time sharing: The use of many people by the computer.
• Rome Tonight: Hey, watch out, when sharing your spaghetti, you can get the plague by sharing a noodle.
• The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessing
  the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Churchill...