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Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on the dance floor.
Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam dancing. -- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83...
Mary had a kitten. Tommy had a pup. Alfonzo had a crocodile that ate the others up!
Mary Had A Little Lamb -- Aint Genetic Science Amazing?
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Mary had a little lamb and a side order of fries.
Mary had a little lamb, and then a few green bea
Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was very red. And that was because It had a pick axe through its head.
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail. It fetched the evening pa...
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the window sill to see if they would FALL!
Mary had a little lamb, She kept it in a bucket. And every time she let it out, The bulldog used to Chase it around the garden.

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