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Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
Married couples who quarrel bitterly every day may really need each other as deeply as those who appear to be desperately in love.
-- Edward Abbey...
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
-- Johnny Carso...
Married people do it with frozen access.
MARRIED POLITICIANS do it to wife and country.
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws (at most an occasional visit to the cemetery).
-- George Carli...
Marry her, Charlie. Just because she's a thief and a hitter doesn't mean she isn't a good woman in all the other departments.
-- Angelica Huston (to Jack Nicholson in Prizzi's Honor, screenplay by...
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house....
Marrying a man is like having your hair cut short. You won't know whether it suits you until it's too late to change your mind.
-- Jane Goodsell...
Marry me, Emily, and I'll never look at any other horse.

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