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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
-- Ogden Nash...
Marriage is the death of hope." -- Woody Allen, "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire
Marriage is the only union that cannot be organized.
Both sides think they are management. -- Abley's Explanatio...
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.
Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.
-- Mrs. Patrick Campbell...
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience....
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.

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