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MARS PROBE ERROR: A)bort R)etry T)ell 'em where I am?
Mars still need women? TAKE HILLARY!!
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Marta said I don't seem to like to read fiction very much.
I guess you're not an `afictionado'," she said....
Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand.
Come on, Marta. Grow up. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.
Yeah," I sa...
Martia: "But there is a reward for your death." McCoy
It figures." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
Martia: "Come on, we don't have a lot of time!" -- "STVI"TUC", Stardate 9523.8
Martia: "Don't disappoint me." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
Martia: "He wants your obediance to the Brotherhood of Aliens.
Kirk: "He's got it!" Martia: "And your coat." Kirk...

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