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MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Marriage: putting one's hand into a bag of snakes on the chance of drawing out an eel.
-- Leonardo da Vinci...
Marriage resmbles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, otfen moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes in between them.
-- Sydney Smith...
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
Marriages are made in heaven and are consummated on earth. -- French Proverb
Marriages made in heaven are not exported. -- Samuel Hoffenstei
Marriage's Perfect Match: When the hypochondiac marries the pill!
Marriages tend to last a little longer if someone manages to inform the participants that often it happens that better comes AFTER worse!
MARRIAGE: The evil aye.
Marriage: The mourning after the knot before...

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