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• Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks.
  It looks easy until you try it....
• Kristin: "What do you think?" Beverly: "Well, it looks like you tucked when you should've flattened out.
  Kristin: "Something like that." -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
  -- Prof. Irwin Corey...
• Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is going to jail.
  Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward. Skinne...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• That corner over by the fireplace looks kind of bare.
  I'd like to see something hanging there--you. -- Lou Costello...
• Do you want to see something swell? -- Pick up line
• Lie: The baby looks just like you.
• That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it? -- Pick up line