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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the feast. -- Colto
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. -- Mae We
Marriage is a lot like the army - everyone complains but you'd be surprised by the large number that re-enlist.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowle
Marriage is a mistake every man should make. -- George Jessel
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
Marriage is a real challenge, inasmuch as it requires of both parties to it the highest possible awareness and understanding of complete insanity imaginable.
If one can accomplish this, they can be...
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

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