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• Marriage is a lot like the army - everyone complains but you'd be surprised by the large number that re-enlist.
• Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.
• Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgement.
• RNC: Re-Number Channel
• If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do.
  Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised....
• Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgement.
  -- Duc de la Rochefoucauld...
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening? [Homer eats an orange] Simpson?
  ! Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny....
• You will be surprised by a loud noise.