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• The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
• The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "The Picture of Dorian Gray" (1891)...
• Marriage is a real challenge, inasmuch as it requires of both parties to it the highest possible awareness and understanding of complete insanity imaginable.
  If one can accomplish this, they can be said to have a sort of handle on the basics of marriage....
• A long dispute means both parties are wrong. VOLTAIRE
• A long dispute means both parties are wrong. -- Voltaire (1694-1778)
• Shelby: "Captain Riker, based on our past relationship, there's no reason for me to expect to becoming your first officer except that you need me.
  I know how to get things done and I have the expertise on the Borg....
• There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
  -- Martin Luthe...
• The full potentialities of human fury cannot be reached until a friend of both parties tactfully interferes.
  -- G.K. Chesterto...
• A kiss is an operation, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are utterly superfluous.
  -- Oliver Herford...