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Margrane: Blinding pain from drinking Margarita slush too quickly.
Maria Montessori taut me to rite at age too.
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.
-- Billy Carte...
Marijuana is nature's way of saying "high".
Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.
-- Lenny Bruce...
Marillion, Meatloaf, Savatage (alot).
Marilyn Monroe? A vacuum with nipples.
Marines are like bananas; they're born green; they turn yellow; and they die in bunches.
Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria
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