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Maritime Rules: Paula See
Marius said, "I see the cure is not worth the pain.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Caius Mariu...
Marjoe and Doshen were meditating in a field when Doshen just went and smacked Marjoe upside the head.
"What the hell did you do that for?" asked Marjoe. "Nyuck nyuck nyuck," replied Doshen. A...
Mark all Mathematical heads which be wholly and only bent on these sciences, how solitary they be themselves, how unfit to live with other, how unapt to serve the world.
-- Roger Ascham (ca. 1550)...
Marketing is a fashionable term. The sales manager becomes a marketing vice-president.
But a grave digger is still a grave digger even when he is called a mortician- only the price of burial goes up....
Marketing is merely a civilized form of warfare in which most battles are won with words,ideas and disciplined thinking -- Albert W.
Emery, Advertising agency executive...
Marketing reps do it on commission.
marketroid: /mar'k*-troyd/ alt. `marketing slime', `marketeer', `marketing droid', `marketdroid'.
. A member of a company's marketing department, esp. one who promises users that the next v...
Mark Goodier: What's the name of the company you work for?
Listener: Mining and Engineering Services. Mark Goodie...
Mark how fleeting and paltry is the estate of man,--yesterday in embryo, to-morrow a mummy or ashes.

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