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• Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.
  -- Lenny Bruce...
• The American dream: Smoke pot, cheat on your wife, & become president!
• My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. One day my wife came home early from work and found us in bed together.
  -- Lenny Bruce...
• Every day, people are straying away from the church and going back to God. -- Lenny Bruce
• I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
  -- Lenny Bruce...
• Comedy = Tragedy + Distance -- Lenny Bruce
• Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients.
• Upon arriving there, since what they found to eat was so meage
  some of these Christians, seeing themselves in extreme hunger, killed an Indian they had captured, and roasted the entrails and ate them...