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• Politicians are like banana's: They go in green; Come out yellow; And are always bent.
• What's big and green, lives in a swamp, and has an IQ of 140? A platoon of marines.
• When you get to be the age of George Burns, it is unwise to buy green bananas!
• yellow card n. See green card.
• Test for paraquat: Take amount of grass used in one joint, and wash in 5 cc's of water, agitating gently for 15 minutes.
  Strain out leaves, leaving a brownish-yellow solution....
• The only time in our lives we like to get old is when we're kids.
  If you're less than 10 years old you're so excited about aging you think in fractio...
• Banana pickers do it in bunches.
• ORGY -- rolling with the bunches.