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• BEERWARE: If you like it, buy yourself a beer.
• New Orleans is the only city in the world you go in to buy a pair of nylon stockings they want to know your head size.
  -- Billy Holliday...
• You may be redneck... if your best suit is a Coors cap & an orange vest.
• The piano sounds like a carnival. The microphone smells like a beer.
  They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say "Man, what are you doing here?...
• You don't buy beer, you just temporarily divert it.
• You don't buy beer, you only rent it for a while.
• Bunker's Admonition: You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
• But then again, Holland is a country where you buy your marihuana at a coffee-shop, your porn mags & video's at a petrol-station and hamburgers at an electronics store, so whadja want?
  -- Ralph 'Hairy' Moonen, AT&T, Holland(?)...
• Quote #512 Marketing is the science of convincing us that What You Get Is What You Want.
  -- John Carter [ECE@dwaf-hri.pwv.gov.za]...