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• I was married once - in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years.
  The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate....
• I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. -- Steven Wrigh
• Free the San Francisco 49ers!
• The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. -- Mark Twai
• In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant. -- Will Du
• This morning, we in the San Francisco Bay area were treated to about eight earthquakes.
  The first was at about 6:30, the next at about 6...
• Wonder if liberals will want to blame earthquakes on Reagan/Bush?
• MacIntosh font imitation #127: SaN fRaNcIsCo
• San Francisco prohibits elephants from strolling down.