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• I like naked ladies - one at a time, in private.
• I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments.
• I will not bring sheep to class.
• I will not burp in class.
• John: Uh oh. Something's gonna die. Homer: Butt out, Buttinsky.
  What would _you_ know about hunting? John: I know this much....
• I wonder if a file is naked when you unzip it?
• Terminator bumper sticker: I TIME TRAVEL NAKED.
• Marge: I get food in the mail, but in a different way.
  Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes....