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• Your code will not compile cleanly as written.
• C Jack code. C code run. C Jack debug.
• To code the impossible code, This is my quest -- To bring up a virgin machine
  To debug that code, To pop out of endless recursion, No matter how hopeless, To grok what appears on the screen, No matter the load, To write those routines To right the unrightable bug, Without question or pause, To endlessly twiddle and thrash, To be willing to hack FORTRAN IV To mount the unmountable magtape, For a heavenly cause....
• I studied COBOL in college, but I didn't compile
• Have you ever heard of SEMA? It's a fairly esoteric system for measuring how good a software team is.
  No, wait! Don't follow that link! It will take you about six years just to understand that stuff....
• link farm n. [Unix] A directory tree that contains many links to files in a master directory tree of files.
  Link farms save space when one is maintaining several nearly identical copies of the same source tree -- for example, when the only difference is architecture-dependent object files....
• link farm: [UNIX] n. A directory tree that contains many links to files in a master directory tree of files.
  Link farms save space when one is maintaining several nearly identical copies of the same source tree --- for example, when the only difference is architecture-dependent object files....
• I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink)
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you make a mathematical proof and try to compile it to test if it is correct.