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• I can type 10% faster in the nude.
• Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I think I embarrassed the lady next to me on the plane.
  It was one of those flights that you sleep on. And I sleep in the nude. -- Johnny Dark...
• A harp is a nude piano.
• NUDE COLORATURA -- muff diva.
• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
• Man: I was a fool to think that anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.
  [pit rejects the photos] What the--? -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Buffer: A programmer who works in the nude.
• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...