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I've heard of a football team getting into a telephone kiosk, but this was ridiculous.
-- Scobie, Time-Fligh...
I've heard old cunning stagers Say fools for arguments use wagers. -- Butle
I've heard people say that [I have a short attention span].
I don't feel I do, because when I'm interested in something I'll stay in focus as long as it is necessary ....
I've heard snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Krispies. -- Charles Emerson Winchester III
I've imagined great victories, and I've imagined great races.
The races are better. -- Mark Helprin -- Winter's Tale...
I've invented salt that looks like pepper, and pepper that looks like salt, so if anyone takes the wrong one by mistake, it's all right.
-- Colonel Lemuel Stoopnagle (Frederick Taylor)...
I've just broken all previous records on Space Invaders.
I've just finished my brute force solution to subtlety.
I've just had a pint of Owd Roger, so everything is rosy.
I've just learned about his illness; let's hope it's nothing trivial. -- Irvin S. Cobb

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