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I've Just Had A Pint Of Owd Roger, So Everything Is Rosy.
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I've just had a pint of Owd Roger, so everything is rosy.
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And to think," murmured the rosy-glow-feeling adolescent to the girl with whom he had just scored, "that a few short years ago I thought happiness was a warm puppy".
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When twilight dews are falling soft Upon the rosy sea, love, I watch the star whose beam so oft Has lighted me to thee, love.
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I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels.
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I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....