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I've got a hunch it's going to get hot down the road.
I've got all this emotional baggage and no claim check
I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentleman, so please, why don't you return to your porch rockers and resume whittling?
-- Twin Peak...
I've got a lot of honey on my nice nose. -- Winnie The Pooh.
I've got a Mickey Mouse PC with a Goofy operating system.
I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called?
I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I've got an Invisible Touch...whatever the hell that is.
I've got a piece of brain lodged in me head!
I've got a plan!! And it's as _hot_ as my _pants_!!!! -- Lord Flashheart : Bell
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