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• Nursy! I like 'em firm and fruity! Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a _canoe_ in my pocket?
  !! -- Lord Flashheart : Bell...
• Thanks, bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to.
  ..hang on to!!... -- Lord Flashheart : Bell...
• My Lord, I have a cunning plan..
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Bad luck, Ballders. Don't worry, my lord. The arrow didn't in fact enter my body.
  By a thousand to one chance, my willy got in the way. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Bell...
• In my hot youth, when George the Third was king.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 212...
• Edmund is distastefully chewing his prescribed leeches) .
  ..Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath....
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
  Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...