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• I voted for Clinton, and all I got was this unemployment check.
• This generation doesn't have emotional baggage. We have emotional moving vans. -- Bruce Feirstei
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• All dis talk ! Vy can't ve chust climb !" -- John Salathe
• Only by going alone in silence, without baggage, can one truly get into the heart of the wilderness.
  All other travel is mere dust and hotels and baggage and chatter....
• Deep is a word like theory or semantic -- it implies all sorts of marvelous things.
  It's one thing to be able to say I've got a theory, quite another to say I've got a semantic theory, but, ah, those who can claim I've got a deep semantic theory, they are truly blessed....