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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I read the docs, but my brain got full. ;)
• Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
  The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
• I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• In the cafeteria at the Kennedy Space Center, I overheard someone from NASA say 'It's not like it's brain surgery or anything.
  ..' which got me wondering how many brain surgeons say 'It's not like it's rocket science or anything....
• Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry! <huff, huff>
• Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>